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A lady called my work today and left a message for me to call back. So I do and the reason for her call was just to yell at me because her phone "is possessed". Spent 15 minutes listening to her bitch at me (who didn't sell her the phone) about how her phone doesn't work, doesn't ring (even though she answered when I called?) and has a contact in her phone with the same number as our store. Apparently the person in her contact list embezzled from her but she hasn't removed them. When I asked why she didn't remove it she said because it was possessed and I should be ashamed for having the same phone number as them. I have no control over what our store's number is. She also said she took 20 minutes to google our phone number because she just couldn't believe the number would show up as her dialing Stacy. In conclusion, she's fucking insane.
 
Along those lines, I got a new line a few years back and would occasionally get calls from guys looking for Leila. I never thought much about it. One day my wife has the phone and gets one of these calls. My wife pretends to be Leila. Turns out Leila was a pro. My wife agrees to meet the guy at a hotel that night in Chicago. We are in Georgia. We have a laugh about it and for giggles google my number - sure enough - my phone number is tied to a TER account. I had the phone for 3 years before guys finally stopped calling. Leila must have been something.
 
Your wife could have picked up some extra coin from this. You guys missed out on a great opportunity.
 

This is great
 
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It's been 90+ degrees all week in Wilmington, and all week there's been a big tent in the mall parking lot covered in signs saying RIBEYE SALE! This is directly across the street from Harris Teeter, and half a block from Whole Foods.

I have a lot of questions. Who are these people who would stop and buy steaks out of a tent on the side of the road, in 95 degree weather? Do these steaks require refrigeration, or are they like that old Shedd Spread fake butter stuff? Are these people really selling drugs or hardcore kiddy porn, and the steak thing is just a front? They've been there at least a week, does this mean they're moving product, or have they just given up?

I might stop in there today. I need answers.
 
I guess it's like buying meat from a farmer's market?

My wife and I both work with people who also have cattle farms, and we routinely buy meat from the back of car trunks.
 
Well, these farmers must have those rare heritage breed cows that produce nothing but ribeyes. These folks appear to be more like the people who sell furniture out of the backs of trucks on empty lots.

About two decades ago or so, our local Lowes Home Improvement store (yes, the home store, not the grocery store) was selling frozen, vacuum sealed packs of ribeyes for $1.97/lb. Maybe these are some of those same steaks.
 
Listening to the Lebatard show today and they've spent a large majority of the show discussing "Class Action Park" in New Jersey. This place sounds like if the PC game "roller coaster tycoon" came to life. Just absurd stories about it. I can't wait to watch the documentary about the place on youtube after work.
 
I wonder if OJ has been offered a reality show gig yet. You know it's going to happen. I think he should host one of those unsolved mystery shows, or it could just be a show that follows him around as he attempts to find his wife's real killer.
 
Sears and Amazon have worked out a deal to sell Kenmore appliances on Amazon's site. I look forward to watching the UPS man deliver my new French door refrigerator into my home.
 
deepdarkblue said:
I wonder if OJ has been offered a reality show gig yet. You know it's going to happen. I think he should host one of those unsolved mystery shows, or it could just be a show that follows him around as he attempts to find his wife's real killer.
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"Wrongful Convictions Hosted By OJ Simpson"
 
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