LOL. So today is our 3rd day at Disney. Played today at Lake Buena Vista. I literally haven't played a single round since my daughter was born almost 2-and-a-half yrs ago. I hit the driving range for about 20 minutes before the rd so that I wouldn't be too embarrassed. Literally my first 12 shots at the range were hall-of-fame terrible. I was afraid I'd abandon my rd by the 4th hole.
So I get up to the tee, grab my driver, and let 'er rip.
I proceeded to birdie 3 of my first 6 holes. I was just shaking my head laughing at that point. Granted, I still shot a 38 on the front, but I just couldn't believe it. I had warned the guys I played with beforehand, but I think they assumed I was sandbagging them big time. Usually, when you haven't played for a while, the biggest problem is your ability to predict distance and your short game, but I was just all over the flag.
Then the back 9 happened.
I parred 10 and 11, and then lost balls pretty much everywhere thereafter. I gave up by 17, and went to 'let's pretend that I hit the ball here and I'll see what I can do with this club' mode.
I soooo love and hate golf.