Rosterbation Thread

[StopThePumpFakesShav]

So excited for the 2022 Superteam that I've been trying to spell out "40-0" with cum when masturbating.

 

[sjsj2448]

Senior Jordan Goldwire
rSenior Patrick Tape

Maybe a grand transfer who wants to be a part of something special.

The Super Team is going to be so fun.

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

Holy fuck the last post in this thread is terrible. Tbf, they did make the Final Four and were favored to get to the title game, even without 5th year Goldwire and 5th year Tape.

 

[Devilsforlife]

Patrick Tape lol

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

2025-26 Super Team:

PG Dylan Harper (so) / Cayden Boozer (fr)

SG Jared McCain (jr) / Darren Harris (so) / Academic Portal Guy #1 (5th sr)

SF Caleb Foster (jr) / Jaden Schutt (sr) / Academic Portal Guy #2 (5th sr)

PF Cooper Flagg (fr) / TJ Power (jr)

C Cameron Boozer (fr) / Sean Stewart (jr) / Christian Reeves (rs jr)

 

[Bullettoothtony]

2025-26 Super Team:

PG Dylan Harper (so) / Cayden Boozer (fr)

SG Jared McCain (jr) / Darren Harris (so) / Academic Portal Guy #1 (5th sr)

SF Caleb Foster (jr) / Jaden Schutt (sr) / Academic Portal Guy #2 (5th sr)

PF Cooper Flagg (fr) / TJ Power (jr)

C Cameron Boozer (fr) / Sean Stewart (jr) / Christian Reeves (rs jr)

That team would never win a game by less than 15 points, and would dog walk 1991 UNLV and 1999 Duke.