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[rome8180]

I don't know what that means, but it sounded good.

 

[physicsfactor]

Agreed. Such wasted potential and underwhelming dick pics.

 

[CK86]

CK is the Greg Oden of drunken message board posting.

I need to put this on a business card.

 

[physicsfactor]

The wife and I were out to dinner last night when an older drunk man approached our table. He asked, “What do you do for a living?”
Me: I’m a physicist.
ODG: A what?
Me: I’m a medical physicist.
ODG: Medical Physicist? Ain’t that some highfalutin shit!

The conversation then got even weirder as he asked if I had ever done any acting. He said I should get some headshots and look into it since I “got one of those faces”.

 

[torontoduke]

The wife and I were out to dinner last night when an older drunk man approached our table. He asked, “What do you do for a living?”
Me: I’m a physicist.
ODG: A what?
Me: I’m a medical physicist.
ODG: Medical Physicist? Ain’t that some highfalutin shit!

The conversation then got even weirder as he asked if I had ever done any acting. He said I should get some headshots and look into it since I “got one of those faces”.

So I'm a simple man with simple ideas, but it sounds like that man wants you to come to a photo shoot in his basement.

Or a 'photo shoot' inside his van in the parking lot.

 

[CMon85]

The wife and I were out to dinner last night when an older drunk man approached our table. He asked, “What do you do for a living?”
Me: I’m a physicist.
ODG: A what?
Me: I’m a medical physicist.
ODG: Medical Physicist? Ain’t that some highfalutin shit!

The conversation then got even weirder as he asked if I had ever done any acting. He said I should get some headshots and look into it since I “got one of those faces”.

So I'm a simple man with simple ideas, but it sounds like that man wants you to come to a photo shoot in his basement.

I think he wants Fizz to come during a photo shoot in his basement.

 

[deepdarkblue]

The wife and I were out to dinner last night when an older drunk man approached our table. He asked, “What do you do for a living?”
Me: I’m a physicist.
ODG: A what?
Me: I’m a medical physicist.
ODG: Medical Physicist? Ain’t that some highfalutin shit!

The conversation then got even weirder as he asked if I had ever done any acting. He said I should get some headshots and look into it since I “got one of those faces”.

Headshots? Or money shots? Or just head?

 

[CK86]

Spring football game was fun but damn this post-alcohol depression is hitting me hard this afternoon.

 

[deepdarkblue]

 

[physicsfactor]

Is that @Thain ’s woman?

 

[aiw]

Morgan Freeman should be executed for this Mountain Dew commercial.

 

[deepdarkblue]

Goosed.

 

[physicsfactor]

Are geese really that dangerous to a grown man (who is not flying in a plane)? Why would you run from one?

 

[deepdarkblue]

Geese will bite the crap out of you, seriously.

 

[rhfarmer]

I feel like a solid whack with a sand wedge would set that goose straight. Maybe don't run, and whip out one of those clubs in your bag?

 

[deepdarkblue]

I feel like a solid whack with a sand wedge would set that goose straight. Maybe don't run, and whip out one of those clubs in your bag?

Geese are protected by law, you can't mess with them. They know this and that's why they fuck with people.

 

[deepdarkblue]

Incel guys who kill multiple women because women won't have sex with them are not good at math.

 

[rome8180]

 

[deepdarkblue]

This belongs in an Austin Powers movie.

 

[aiw]

D4L has a 94% like/post ratio on 700 posts. No one else even close.