Medical advice

[sivartrenrag]

You've been walking around for 5 months with an open wound above your asshole?

 

[CK86]

Seems like a shitty situation.

 

[Slap the Floor]

You've been walking around for 5 months with an open wound above your asshole?

It's very very small.

 

[sjsj2448]

You've been walking around for 5 months with an open wound above your asshole?

It's very very small.

That's what she said

 

[surfpenguin]

You've been walking around for 5 months with an open wound above your asshole?

It's very very small.

I'm sure the nearby fecal bacteria think the hole is too small to get into.

 

[CK86]

What's it like having a 2nd butthole?

 

[Pantone287]

I can't imagine this thread will ever be topped as the worst thing to ever come out of this board. Or the internet in general, really. Fucking hell.

 

[CK86]

Do you have to have a special toilet to adjust for the second butthole? Do you have to aim when shitting so you don't make a mess everywhere?

 

[DurhamSon]

I can't imagine this thread will ever be topped as the worst thing to ever come out of this board. Or the internet in general, really. Fucking hell.

This and @aiw talking about cutting up baseball sized turds with a knife that couldn't fit down the toilet are certainly the worst by a mile

 

[physicsfactor]

Wait, what?

 

[Pantone287]

Oh jesus christ I forgot about that. There's no emoji reason that accurately depicts how much I hate it.

 

[aiw]

I can't imagine this thread will ever be topped as the worst thing to ever come out of this board. Or the internet in general, really. Fucking hell.

This and @aiw talking about cutting up baseball sized turds with a knife that couldn't fit down the toilet are certainly the worst by a mile

I think it's happening again today. For real.

 

[aiw]

Sounds like a pilonidal cyst, Slap. Go to a doctor. If that it what it is, it won't go away until it's removed.

 

[aiw]

I missed my first day of work in 13 years due to illness yesterday

 

[deepdarkblue]

pilonidal cyst

And I just had to google pictures of this. Ew.

 

[aiw]

If you felt the need to look up something some random internet poster posted about his 2nd asshole from which he expressed pus and pulled out a really long hair, then you get what you deserve.

 

[deepdarkblue]

If you felt the need to look up something some random internet poster posted about his 2nd asshole from which he expressed pus and pulled out a really long hair, then you get what you deserve.

I truly did. I think he should visit a physician.

Are you sick or family sick?

 

[aiw]

Family was, now I am.

 

[deepdarkblue]

Family was, now I am.

I recommend alcohol. For everyone.

 

[aiw]

Felt well when I woke up this morning, got up to go pee. When I started walking back towards the bedroom, I passed the fuck out and ended up on the ground. Was about 2 inches from hitting my head on the bathtub. Never had that happen before. Scary.