I'd be a terrible recruiter right now, cuz I'd only be looking at kids ranked somewhere between 60 and who-the-fuck-is-that.
Are coaches calling the FBI hotline to ask if it's okay to recruit certain players? "Hello? FBI? Look, this is Coach Roy Williams from the University of North Carolina. Now, we been talking with this young man, Nassir Little, and, uh, we already got some issues we're dealing with here so I was hoping you could spare us any future embarrassment and, uh, is there going to be any kind of problem if he comes and plays for us? What? Whadda you mean, that's not what this number is for? Hello?"