News Thread

[deepdarkblue]

It's a good plan, but if I'm going back in time to make a buck, I'm going to go back and bet it all on UVA losing to a 16 seed. That seems more appealing to me than sending 8-year old me back to be raped in the shower.

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

 

[DrKlahn]

Elton John? That's a bet on whether he will die in the next 2 days.

They have Ozzy?

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

Are mass shootings even news anymore? Why report it nationally?

 

[deepdarkblue]

Are mass shootings even news anymore? Why report it nationally?

Nah, not in the US. We have to count on the international press to cover it

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

 

[deepdarkblue]

 

[DukeNukem05]

A true American. Need more patriots like him.

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

It would be nice for people to start digging into Watt’s political leanings now. He will likely be President at some point. His NFL career being practically over already is a good thing. A President with severe CTE would be unpleasant.

 

[dukeberto]

But would it be any worse than a president with syphilitic dementia?

 

[deepdarkblue]

News and social media are useless today - nothing but breathless accounts of the royal wedding goings-on. It would be a good day for Trump to lob a nuke at somebody, no one other than the target would even notice.

 

[deepdarkblue]

Can't wait to see all those Buicks crowding the roads, making America great again!

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

Morgan Freeman #metoo'd.

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

Rosanne Barr confirmed on Twitter that she is an outright racist.

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

I know we have a lot of big "Roseanne" fans here. I feel for you.

 

[torontoduke]

Why can't Roseanne get AIDS?

 

[CMon85]

She's an awful, fat, horrible sounding human bean.

 

[aiw]

https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/29/heal...ruption-intl-trnd/index.html?no-st=1527639210

This is so great. Imagine running from a volcano, making it and then looking back towards the town and seeing a huge rock flying right at you. It landed on him like he was in a cartoon.

 

[Pantone287]

This is fucking NUTS: http://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/crime/article212337769.html

DA kid seems to very clearly have murdered his dad in cold blood.

 

[childress22]

This is fucking NUTS: http://www.newsobserver.com/news/local/crime/article212337769.html

DA kid seems to very clearly have murdered his dad in cold blood.

I went to school with the kid's attorney. I know she does defense law, but this shit has to be hard.