News Thread

[aiw]

http://money.cnn.com/2018/03/15/media/espn-john-skipper-cocaine/index.html

ESPN's John Skipper says he resigned over cocaine extortion plot

 

[TS9]

http://money.cnn.com/2018/03/15/media/espn-john-skipper-cocaine/index.html

ESPN's John Skipper says he resigned over cocaine extortion plot

Who among us...

 

[CK86]

Moral of the story, never buy from a new supplier.

 

[CK86]

4th bombing/explosion in Austin this year, unconfirmed if linked to previous 3. Also there are reports of a 5th bombing/explosion a few blocks away from the 4th's explosion. They had just upped the reward for information to catch this person to $100,000 earlier today.

 

[deepdarkblue]

 

[aiw]

I congratulate him for wearing shorts to court.

 

[deepdarkblue]

Austin bomber blew himself up this morning, so that's cool. Would only be cooler if it was accidental and not intentional (not sure if they'll be able to determine that).

 

[krsmith16]

Community leaders are finally stepping up and offering common sense solutions to school shootings.

http://wnep.com/2018/03/22/superint...rmed-with-rocks-in-case-of-a-school-shooting/

The Onion could not have done this any better.

 

[SeanMayTriedToEatMe]

Whites irate.

 

[Inveigle]

A little bit closer to home when the tornado came thru Greensboro

 

[aiw]

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/04/poop-train-from-new-york-stuck-in-parrish-alabama.html

New York Sends “Poop Train” to Small Alabama Town, Where It’s Been Stuck for Months

This entire story is fantastic.

 

[deepdarkblue]

 

[physicsfactor]

And he shot them while naked

 

[Topher]

 

[deepdarkblue]

Who among us hasn't felt the urge at one point or another to get naked and go shoot up a breakfast house at 3 AM on a Sunday? I myself can probably think of a dozen times I had similar thoughts and feelings.

 

[torontoduke]

Who among us hasn't felt the urge at one point or another to get naked and go shoot up a breakfast house at 3 AM on a Sunday? I myself can probably think of a dozen times I had similar thoughts and feelings.

@ZackM set up this board to provide you with a necessary distraction to curb such urges

 

[deepdarkblue]

Who says all the news reported these days is bad?

Johns Hopkins Performs First Total Penis and Scrotum Transplant in the World

https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/new...tal_penis_and_scrotum_transplant_in_the_world

I hope he got a nice one!

 

[DurhamSon]

 

[physicsfactor]

I’m fine with my penis for now, but I would like a smoother scrotum.

 

[deepdarkblue]

Fortunately for him, Jell-O is a regular menu item in prison.